Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about
life...  In-between, we talked about the  idea of living or dying.

I said to her:
'Dear, never let me  live in a vegetative state, totally  dependent on
machines  and liquids from a bottle.
If you see me in that state I  want you to disconnect  all the
contraptions that are  keeping me alive,  I'd much rather die'.

Then  my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of
admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect  the  TV, the
Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer,  the Cell  Phone, the iPod,
and the Xbox, and then went  to the fridge  and threw away all my beer!!

I ALMOST DIED!!!*