Humour......
The only milking cow in a small town near Mudgee
died. The people did some research and found that
they could buy a cow in Lithgow for $200.They
brought the cow from Lithgow and the cow was
wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the
time, and the people were very happy. They decided
to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce
more cows like it. They would never have to worry
about their milk supply again.They bought the bull
and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow,
the cow would move away. No matter what approach
the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
bull and he could not succeed in his quest.The
people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet,
who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet
what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to
mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches
from the back, she moves forward. When he
approaches her from the front, she backs off. An
attempt from the side, she walks away to the other
side."The Vet thought about this for a minute and
asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Lithgow?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever
mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly
a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the
cow in Lithgow?"The Vet replied with a distant look
in his eye, "My wife is from Lithgow"
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mike@tiwibeach.com
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