Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days...

"When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t'corner store wi' a

dollar, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o'

bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf

a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now.

Too many  security cameras."