Humour......
A bloke runs into his mate down the street. He’s black and blue, covered in cuts and bandages, black eyes etc.
“what the hell happened to you?” his mate says.
Well, I went and had a game of golf with my wife, he says. Anyway, first hole and she tees off and slices it into the trees on the edge of the course. After my shot, we head off to find her ball. We search the grass, but no luck. We keep searching and get deeper and deeper into the trees but can’t find it anywhere.
Suddenly, I came across a few cows grazing on the lush undergrowth. As I looked at them I noticed one swinging its tail back and forth and as its tail moved I noticed something white on its arse. So I walked over to it, lifted its tail…… and there’s the golf ball, stuck right in its arse. So I called out to my wife “ THIS LOOKS LIKE YOURS DARL……. And that’s the last thing I remember!
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