Grandad
Very funny. From Laura in Australia.
Australian letter of the year.
Hilarious, just a must read.
The Good German.
This is not a joke. It is a true wartime story that will really touch your heart.
Blind cricket.
This just proves how sick the Aussie sense of humour really is, but very very funny. 2MB download and you will need sound. Fantastic!
Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits as yoga!
Seems it's true. A real classic!
From my friend Henning Rosebrock in Germany.
Pay your bills
A story about why it is a good idea to pay your bills.
Think before you speak to a woman
Short, sharp and very much to the point.
The cruelest tattoo known to man
Not for the ladies.
UK Police complaint letter
Some third world countries think they are the only ones with problem police.
This is a genuine letter from the UK.
More from Australia.
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'
'Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'
Model sues plastic surgeon.
From Switzerland
Only in Thailand
Another from Austria
Bad Parenting Well duck me!
From Richard Glaser
Actual???? Call Center conversations!
From Sylvia
Learn Chinese in five minutes.
From Sylvia
The portrait Three Africans on a park bench.
From Richard Glaser
How do you decide who to marry.
Written by kids.
from Sylvia
Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan, told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Wisdom
A small (400KB) power point presentation for men. Compliments from J.P Simon
Smart Arsed Answers awards 2007
Check the winning answer. It's a classic.
From Sylvia Reitmair
Golf
A quick description of golf by Robin Williams. 1.7 MB
Only Robin Williams could pull this off.
Snooker
If you are a snooker or pool fan you will never see anything like this. Amazing. Warning big 5MB download
Womens Driver Awards
This should be a warning.
Sent in by Ushwin Khanna
Signs
Some hilarious signs
A sneak peek
A private conversation with Robert Mugabe
Fabulous letter ....
home about the Australian Army.
From Chris Jones. Ex. group Four
Australian Love Poem
Some Australian romantic verse. Enough to impress any woman
Sexual relations.
From Jean Pierre Simon. Ex Diani Reef GM
The Cat Flap
From a German client. You will not believe this but it was actually reported by Reuters News Agency
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Coke & Pepsi
If you have ever drank a Coca Cola or a Pepsi this is a must read
New Australian shoe invention.
New workplace shoe for those working on a building site
The Cow.
More Aussie humour from
Peter O'keefe in NSW
The Death Penalty.
President Bush's proposed new method of execution.
Small (201kb) Power Point download.
Warning! Some might find this offensive.
From Jean Pierre Simon. Ex Diani Reef GM
The Golfers and The Cow.
A must for all golfers
The sleepwalker
Never walk in your sleep while on holiday in Kenya. | 
